No meat!???

After a business dinner at Piece the other night I was walking home with my leftovers. A homeless man inquired about my pizza box and joked about me giving it to him. I told him he could most definitely have the pizza.

I showed him the pizza and explained that it was a weird combo, mashed potatoes and spinach. Hard to imagine, but mashed potatoes on Piece's white pizza are awesome. He said, "No meat?! I'm a meat eater, I need meat on my pizza."

Boom! Rejected. I was thankful an hour later though when I devoured the entire contents of the pizza box.