Beer Pong killed the Ping Pong star

Bring back ping pong!!!!

Beer pong totally killed the popularity of traditional ping pong at parties. What is wrong with kids these days? Ping pong is a much faster sport and can be enjoyed with less mess and embarrassment. Especially with all this H1N1 going around, I don't want to be drinking from some cup with a ball that had been rolling around your basement floor and touched by everyone and their mother. Y'all are dirty. Wash your hands.