Take me back

Oh Tang. You were the joy of my childhood. We used to drink you by the gallon and eat you by the spoonful. These days you sit quietly in the hard-to-find dark corners of the grocery store. Why are you hiding? The children of this new Millenium need you! Sure there's Kool-aid, but have you seen that big pitcher shaped dude? He's fat. He is sending the wrong message to our young. Tang was used by Astronauts and contains all of the essential vitamins and minerals for children including Vitamin C and most importantly, boat loads of sugar.

In researching this topic, I learned of an adult beverage that can be created using Tang and Jim Beam. It is called Moon Beam. Hold that thought for a special occasion.

Tang used to come in giant containers. Now it only comes in this tiny package, hardly enough to get a child buzzed on sugar, let alone a full grown man like me. Give a man his Tang!