Coke Habit

Supposedly, Bernie Madoff kept someone on staff to make sure the office always had Coke.

Bernie Madoff, you and I are not so different. We also have someone on staff that keeps the refrigerator stocked with Coke. In fact, I could grab an icy cold one right now. I feel like you may have gotten a bad deal on the Coke. Did you have to maintain a multibillion dollar Ponzi scheme to support your Coke habit? I'll tell you this; You don't need to run a Ponzi scheme to satisfy your Coke thirst. You just need a job at a hip ad agency. I have all the Coke I could ever want and my moral values are in tact.

Maybe I'm naive, but I've always pinned you as a Pepsi guy.