Monday, October 5, 2009

Pros of having a beard

  • Surprise leftover snacks
  • Look like a lumberjack
  • Musty man smell
  • Warmth
  • Helps with deep thought
  • Sticks it to the man
  • Chuck Norris has a beard
  • Convenient
  • Save money on razors

2 comments:

emily said...

Pro: you can sleep at your desk without anyone noticing because with all that hair on your face, people can't find you eyes.

Unknown said...

ahahahaahh Dworak! ahahh

Pro: You can say "No updates for Search" on status for 75 weeks in a row and everyone remains impressed.

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